Welcome to the review for Wresltlemania 35. For this show, we are going to do a running diary for the biggest show of the year.
We are live for the 7 hour Wrestlemania show. The first panel is Coach, Sam Roberts, Paige and JBL.
The kickoff will be:
The Revival against Zack Ryder and Curtis Hawkings
Andre the Giant Memorial Battle Royal
Women’s Battle Royal
Cruiser Weight Kickoff:
Buddy Murphy versus Tony Nese
The blood started flowing as Buddy Murphy dropped Tony Nese across the top rope.
Buddy somehow abstained trauma to his left eye making us all wonder how we was able to keep going or how he was able to see.
Buddy stayed in control despite high energy from Tony.
Tony ended the match for the title with the Running Nese. Nese is your new Cruiserweight Champion.
Jerry “The King” Lawler joins the panel.
Women’s Battle Royal up next. Lillian Garcia is back to tell us the rules.
Askua and Naomi get their own entrance.
The Riott Squad working together.
Dana Brooke gets cheered from the WWE Universe.
Sarah Logan, Sonya Devill and Askua are the last three. Sara Logan gets the other two, but Carmella is still in it. Carmella ends it with a Superkick to get the trophy.
David Otunga and HBK join the panel.
The Revival vs Zack Ryder and Curtis Hawkins. Hawkins is dressed in Jets color
Hawkins gets the hot tag and tears the house down.
That brain buster on Hawkins on the floor was brutal.
Hawkins gets the rollup pin. The streak ends at 269 losses. Great match.
Two Time Hall of Famer Booker T joins the panel.
Men’s Battle Royal up next. Collin Jost and Michael Che get an entrance. Jost is wearing a Cleveland jersey with a player who shall not be named.
Luke Harper sighting! He and Braun Strowman have a faceoff. Che and Jost ducked under the ring.
Che, Jost and Braun Strowman are the last three. Jost brings in his therpist to work things out. It goes badly. Strowman throws Jost onto some wrestlers for the win.
Here we go. Yolanda Adams is singing “America the Beautiful”
Alexia Bliss wants a Wrestlemania moment. She snaps her fingers and Hulk Hogan appears.
Paul Heyman says if Lensar is not going on last, he might as well get it over with. Lesnar and Rollins is happening first!
Rollins comes out with a huge “Beast Slayer” on the Titan Tron. Lesnar attacks before the bell and destroys Rollins all around the ring.
Rollins in thrown into the German announcers table and their announcers.
Rollins hits a low blow and three curb stomps in order to pin Lesnar. Short and to the point. Both men got their moments.
Lawler is joining the commentary table. Aj Styles and Randy Orton are up next.
Lawler’s jokes are the best dad jokes. Corny and they shouldn’t be funny, but they are.
No man is portrayed as being better then the other. Both are giving it their all. The best type of matches.
Styles fakes Orton out of the RKO by holding back on the Phenomal Forearm
Styles kicks out of an RKO??! When was the last time that happened?
Styles wins with a Phenomal Forearm after hanging up Orton on the top rope. Could have gone either way. Great match.
The Smackdown Tag Team Championship is up next. We got a Lacey Evans sighting first.
Cesaro swings Ricochet for the longest swing of all time.
Everyone except Black hits a Tower of Doom from the top rope.
The Usos win with a double splash. Fantastic match. The Usos have also gone into Wrestlemania the last few years as Champions.
They bring out the Hall of Fame Class. Sue comes out with a Make-a Wish kid which sums her up perfectly. DX gets their music.
The Miz vs, Shane is up next.
Shane is now conducting his announcement. The Miz’s father is front role.
Shane attacks the Miz’s father and hits and runs away.
Mr Miz blocks Shane from jumping on Miz prone on the table. Mr Miz is getting in the ring! Shane attacks until Miz makes the save.
MIz is tearing Shane apart all around the ring. This chaos is perfect for this story line.
The fighting getting close to something very high which is in Shane’s wheelhouse. Miz is acting like a heel, but the crowd loves it.
Miz suplexs Shane off the structure. Both men are out, but Shane is on top so he gets the pinfall. Not over yet ladies and gentlemen.
Paige is joining the commentary table for the Women’s Tag Team Championship match.
The IIconics come out in some Maleficent looking gear. Natalya and Beth Phoenix come out in Hart colors and are joined by Brett “The Hitman” Hart.
The IIconics are really stepping up their wrestling game as of late.
It’s never discussed much, but Natalya is really damn strong.
After a glam slam from the top rope, Billie Kay throws Beth out of the ring and pins Bayley. The IIconis are Tag Team Champions!
Daniel Bryan vs Kofi Kingston is next. Most nerve wrecking match
This whole match is being watched while the author of this article is pacing the floor.
The crow is roaring for Kofi the whole match. Outside arenas usually don’t have the best sound, but they can hear this crowd.
Kofi kicks out of the running knee. Sweating
KOFI WINS!!! Am I crying? You bet I am.
Who ever has to follow that, God be with you.
A very random Scott Hall and Kevin Nash cameo as doctors. No I am not joking. Booker T joins the commentary table.
Rey Mysterio vs Samoa Joe is next. Mysterio is dressed as Spider-Man villain… well Mysterio.
Samoa Joe chokes out Rey. Injury must have been still bad. Kudos for Rey for trying.
Roman Reigns vs Drew McIntyre is next.
McIntyre has a whole line of pipers for his entrance. Very cool.
McIntyre flips up and throws Reigns from the top rope
Reigns starts attacking McIntyre after being slapped like his name was Akusa.
Roman spears McIntyre for the win. Needed a little bit more chaos after what McIntyre said. Still nice to see Roman back.
Elias’ musical performance. A video plays with him playing drums and piano. The three Elias play a little piece. Dr Thuganomics John Cena comes out and attacks after a diss track.
Batistia and Triple H are next. Shawn Michaels joins the commentary table. Triple H comes in a Mad Max type car.
Things get extreme quick. Triple H uses a Tool box, including a pair of pliers which he uses to take the noise ring.
The tables are not breaking as these two destroy it each other.
Flair hands Triple H a sledgehammer and with a pedigree, Triple H wins. Brutal and a good addition to the card.
JBL joins the commentary table. Angle vs Corbin is next.
Corbin wins, keeping the tradition of the retiring wrestler losing his last match. Kurt thanks the crowd and gets one last “You Suck”
Bobby Lashley vs. The Demon.
The Demon’s entrance will never not be cool.
Lashley spears The Demon through the ropes.
The Demon powerbombs Lashley and a Coup de Grace for the win. No character is presented better than The Demon. Balor becomes a different person.
Time for a dance break before the main event.
Charlotte arrives in a helicopter. A nice little call back
Joan Jett is 60 years old and she still rocks harder than you.
That was a nasty spot by Rousey, falling almost on her head.
These women are acting like this is real fight.
Rousey was looking for Piper’s Pit, but Lynch got her in a small package. Rousey’s shoulder might not have been down. Great match.
Conclusion: Best Wrestlemania in a long time. Got everything the fans wanted
