Welcome to the most must see TV show in television history. We are not talking about Miz TV. We are talking about Miz & Mrs, a show showing us the life of Mike and Maryse away from the ring. We will review each episode as it airs.
Mystery
Mike is trying to learn French so he can talk with his wife and his daughter. Something keeps getting in his way. Maryse and Marjo are being very friendly to him. In almost a creepy way. The boxes are broken down, Mike gets breakfast in bed, and Maryse is being over affectionate. Maryse tries to help Mike by leaving sticky notes around the house with French words. Mike is a little too preoccupied.
Pronunciation
Mike arrives on Smackdown and finds that Maryse has put in a teddy bear with a french recording in his suitcase, Mike uses it as a test run for his new electronic translator. Mike also uses his home security system to spy on Maryse and Marjo. He hears something that sounds like “pregnant.” Back home, Maryse does not want to drink alcohol and Mike finds newborn clothes in a bag. It’s all adding up
The Truth
Mike decides to surprise Maryse at a Mexican restaurant with baby gifts and gets his parents into the act. Mike spares no expense, with a mariachi band and confetti. Maryse is surprised, but is not pregnant. The clothes were for a girlfriend’s baby shower and Maryse had actually said “ancient” (In Mike’s defense, the words sound almost the same). Mike feels like an idiot and Maryse takes it all in stride. We close by learning Mike took Maryse to a porn store on their first date.
Line of the night: “Welcome to the MarMiz Zone.” Mike doing his best Rod Sterling.
