Smile
Maryse and Mike are going to have a family picture. The theme is going to be outside and angel wings. Mike is getting the car serviced which proves to be a little difficult. He has to drive 100 miles to reset the computer to pass his emissions test. Trying to get Monroe to smile for a picture is almost impossible. Maryse and Mike try, but no luck. Mike is driving and Maryse asks him to get the angel wings. Mike uses one of his mom’s dolls to use the passenger lane in traffic. Let’s hope the cop who pulls him over sees it the same way.
I Fought the Law
The cop does not buy the doll as a passenger and writes Mike a ticket. The women head to the photo location and Mike picks up Marjo so he can use the carpool lane. Mike picks up the wings, but they are a little bigger than his car. At the photo shoot, Monroe is not happy with her choice of wings. After 100 miles, Mike brings it in for a smog check. It turns out it didn’t count because the gas cap was not fully on! Another 100 miles to go.
Picture Perfect
The day is getting very hot and Maryse is not happy Mike is not there. Trying to make up time, Mike forgoes gas which means the car runs out near the photo shoot. Being the good husband he is, Mike grabs the wings and runs to his wife and daughter. He leaves Marjo. She passes him in an Uber. Mike gets there. The photo shoot goes well and the family look beautiful.
Line of the night: “I have some 8x10s in the back” Mike mistaking the cop’s request for his signature on a ticket as an autograph request.
Happy wife, happy life